Okay now I put this on read more because this is a really personal thing, and if you don’t want to read then you don’t have to. Otherwise go ahead and take a read. 

So tonight I had a double date with my good friend Jon. I just got home from the date, and it was something.

Now this date was essentially for Jon and his date Lauren, who has the hots for Jon. So I thought: Entertain the other girl, help her make it through the night so Jon and Lauren can hit it off wonderfully. That can work right?

Wrong. Dead Wrong.

We make it to their house, and as the gentleman I am I open the door and offer Sam (My date) the door. She shakes her head and groans “It’s okay, I’ll take the back.”

Now usually I have my Charm meter at a full 10 on a first date. Because of that, she just went to a 9. Now we’re in the car, and as she tells me to go to a bank of America to get some cash, I’m trying to listen to her directions as Jon is giving me them too. When he gives me a turn she didn’t want, she put some major sass into that. Now she just went down to an 8. 

So now we’re at the restaurant, and she tries to order an alcoholic drink. Once the waiter asks for her I.D., she just goes for water. Now for the entire dinner, she pissy, not even acknowledging me, and always looking at her phone. Lauren and Jon are having a grand old time, so at least it’s working somewhat.

Then we leave and start hanging out and shit, and she justs gets worse because she will have to bitch about how she had to have her I.D. checked to get a drink. She needed booze to have fun and now she’s taking it on all three of us. We all look at each other as if we have mind reading powers, all say “Wow, Sam is a buzzkill tonight.”

So by the end of the night I’m not a happy camper. Once we get the ladies back home, and drive off away from the house the first thing Jon says to me “I’m sorry.” 

Now I have had dates from hell, I have had crazy psycho girlfriends, but this girl? She was a normal horrible date which is ten times worst. I don’t usually like to name call, but this chick was a cunt and a half. 

That’s all for now, thanks for putting up with me and my horrible streak in the dating world.