I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
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My name is Michael Robert Huffam
I was born on the 29th of October on the second year in the 90th decade of the 20th century. I was born inside a 67' Impala that was going 95 MPH. The sheer force brought me out of my mother's vagina.
At the age of six weeks, I slayed my first dragon with the letter opener my father had.
Over the next few months and My Mom and Dad split up, so I became my father's ultimate Wingman. He brought me everywhere and draw beautiful women around us. He got laid, and I got breast milk from different breasts every week.
Now at the age of 20, I am a Superhuman adult working for the government to take out silent threats, a Warlock Warrior, and Vigilante part of a centuries old justice society. This the webpage of all the things I find amusing on the interwebs.
Enjoy, and stay safe my friends.
I was born on the 29th of October on the second year in the 90th decade of the 20th century. I was born inside a 67' Impala that was going 95 MPH. The sheer force brought me out of my mother's vagina.
At the age of six weeks, I slayed my first dragon with the letter opener my father had.
Over the next few months and My Mom and Dad split up, so I became my father's ultimate Wingman. He brought me everywhere and draw beautiful women around us. He got laid, and I got breast milk from different breasts every week.
Now at the age of 20, I am a Superhuman adult working for the government to take out silent threats, a Warlock Warrior, and Vigilante part of a centuries old justice society. This the webpage of all the things I find amusing on the interwebs.
Enjoy, and stay safe my friends.
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Justice Families
does the green lantern one bum everyone else out, too? lonely hal is lonely.
All sorts of like. (But there should be a Kyle out ahead of lonely Hal)
Bruce is missing some kids.
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What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids.I’ve never loved a post so much in the history of tumblr
I was born in 96 but I feel this applies to everyone my age and younger as well.
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I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!
Encouraging Zangief!
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quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus(via fishmanssu)
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remember the good days
THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT
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timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:
In the Game of Watchmen… by Paul Hostetler
“…you win or you die, or you end up in some sort of murky middle ground with no solid moral compass to guide your actions from here on out, due to the immensely incomprehensible complexity of the changing world”
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